Maryam's Guide to Everything Pt. 1
How to Eat Healthy
When given a choice, don't eat this:
Eat this:
Oh, I'm sorry. Did I say 'how to eat healthy'? I meant, how to eat the (fit) and healthy.
How to Tell Right From Wrong
This is wrong:
And this is right:
How to tell Fantasy from Reality
I hate to admit it but this is fantasy:
This is reality:
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When given a choice, don't eat this:
Eat this:
Oh, I'm sorry. Did I say 'how to eat healthy'? I meant, how to eat the (fit) and healthy.
How to Tell Right From Wrong
This is wrong:
And this is right:
How to tell Fantasy from Reality
I hate to admit it but this is fantasy:
This is reality:
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This public service announcement has been brought to you by S.E.X.Y.F.A.T - Society for the Exploitation of Yummy Men in Film and Television. For a more comprehensive guide on living life, please visit Google.com or ask your momma.
Thank you. Come Again.
