Pimp My Band: INXS
Dear Readers (all five of you),
Since I’ve become somewhat of a Great Automatic Grammatizator Writing Monkey, I was going to write yet another lengthy, wittily thought provoking (*cough*), potential Nobel Prize for Literature-winning entry (*ahem*) today but I thought I would store my self-proclaimed genius for a later date and pimp my current favorite, resurrected 80s dance pop-rock party-pleasure band, INXS instead.
Like the song playing in the background? That’s a clip from ‘Hot Girls’, one of many sexy, dance-while-you’re-doing the laundry songs from INXS’ brand new album, Switch, out November 29th, featuring their brand-new singer, JD Fortune, the only one in the band that’s below 40 and doesn’t need Viagra (presumably, of course. Not that I’ve been given the chance to find out.)
Click here for the Full Version of Hot Girls
*Download link applicable for the next 7 days only
Or, listen to the whole album online at:
VH1
Want more? Don’t look at me you damn freeloader, BUY THE ALBUM
It pays to have Maryam love your band – I’ll promote you for free so that you can make more money and not spend a single dime on me.
Much love, your writing monkey and INXS’ no. 448 fan,
Maryam
