The Bad Automatic Lyric Decoder & Response Monkey
"Open the soda pop, bop shoo-bop shoo-bop,
The clock is ticking and we can't stop,
Ooh, ooh we have a plan."
Soda Pop, Britney Spears
"I want you to come and listen to my body sing,
Ya wanna hear my bell ring - biddy-bong-bing."
This Groove, Victoria Beckham
"I'm madly in anger with you,
I'm madly in anger with you."
St Anger, Metallica
"Stay with me,
Please say oui,
To a rendezvous."
Je T'aime Means I Love You, David Hasselhoff
"All day long I dream about sex,
And all night long I think about sex,
And all the time I think about sex."
All Day Long I Dream About Sex, JC Chasez
"Do do do do doo,
Do do do do doo,
Do do do do doo,
This is insania."
-Insania, Peter Andre
The Monkey Says:Poor Peter Andre, can’t even pay anyone to write him actual words.
"The mac's back wid da flava of the year,
Here we go there's a party over here,
Oh yes there is. (?)"
-Flava, Peter Andre
The Monkey Says: Peter Andre expresses surprise at being invited to an actual party.
" Sometimes it's my life I can't taste,
Sometimes I cannot feel my face."
Freak On A Leash, Korn
The Monkey Says: Cannot feel your face? Maybe you should lay off snorting K, eh? And don’t worry dude, I don’t know what my life tastes like either.
"I do yoga and pilates,
And the room is full of hotties."
American Life, Madonna
The Monkey Says: One question, where is this room…. And can I go?!!
If the light is off then it isn't on."
So Yesterday, Hilary Duff
“….should know you got to breathe.”
-Dave Matthews Band, Big Eyed Fish
The Monkey Says: Dave Matthews, rising up to Hilary’s state the obvious challenge
If I could fall, into the sky.
Do you think time, would pass me by?
"A Thousand Miles" Vanessa
Are you Sting Ray?
Are you Link Wray?
Are you Jimmy Ray?
Who wants to know, who wants to know?
"Are You Jimmy Ray" - Jimmy Ray
“If I was invisible
Then I could just watch you in your room
If I was invisible
I'd make you mine tonight”
Clay Aiken – Invisible
The Monkey Says: Clay Aiken echoes the sentiments of sex offenders everywhere. Don't worry guys, the police are on their way...
“I did it all for the nookie,
so you can take that cookie
and stick it up your - yeah!"
Nookie by Limp Bizkit
The Monkey Says: Uh. Yeah.
How come everything I think I need
Always comes with batteries?
What do you think it means?
John Mayer, Something’s Missing
The Monkey Says:It means you need to stop messing around with the vibrator and get your jollies from a real man, Mr. Mayer. But do note that, “Your body is a wonderland……” doesn’t quite cut it as a pick up line.
And you're gonna diiiiieeeee!"
- Guns N Roses, Welcome to the Jungle
The Monkey Says: What do you expect from a man who spent a decade in bicycle shorts?
"I smoked two joints in the morning, I smoked two joints at night, I smoked two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright. I smoked two joints in times of peace, and two joints in times of war, I smoked two joints before I smoked two joints and then I smoke two more."
- Sublime, Smoke Two Joints
The Monkey Says: Brad Nowell of Sublime would have made a fine maths teacher
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-Radiohead, Sit Down. Stand Up
The Monkey Says: Thom Yorke must have lost his train of thought.
"Touch my bum,
This is life."
Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum), Cheeky Girls
